Quotes of the day: Llama: “Who wants a leafy llama?” Man in the Yellow Hat: “Has anyone seen a monkey carrying a vacuum cleaner?” Passerby: “Was he wearing a cape?” Man in the Yellow Hat: “I…don’t know…could there be more than one monkey with a vacuum in the city?”
Enjoy your day! This is really for all those single folks out there:
It’s not exactly a song, but it’s music related. I love how these guys videotape themselves doing everything. Here’s the link, if it doesn’t show up.
Eventually, I’ll try to get the actual clip of this in here. It is a priceless moment. ZUKO: “How am I supposed to convince these people that I’m on their side? What would uncle do?” *imatating Iroh* “Zuko, you have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your […]
But I saw this last night and it made me very, very happy. Remember those Westboro, “God Hates -X-” nutcases that go around picketing soldier funerals? This is the best counterprotest I’ve ever seen. When you compare statements like “God Hates Fags” and “Where’s Waldo?”, yeah, there really isn’t much meaning to either, and I […]
“To All My Democratic Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular […]
From Randy Ingerman’s Advanced Fiction Writing e-zine: “Fiction is about telling lies. Big,fat, hairy, prevaricating lies. If you want to write about the truth, or approximately the truth, or even something remotely approaching the truth, then the career you’re looking for is called “Journalism.” It’s a fine career choice, but it isn’t fiction.” To amend […]
For your amusement. I find prompts don’t work very well on me, but people seem to like them. “You are driving in a suburban neighborhood and see a lampshade sitting on the side of the road. Curious, you stop your car and investigate. Underneath the lampshade is a (very) dead squirrel. Now make up a […]